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[frybits]

Event 013
[organization to be decided whenever I need this again after this event]

Comments

[016] (what is order) Peridot

[frybits]

[from here]

You mean...you've never played a video game before?!

[He is So. Shocked. Not that the other Gems ever seemed to know much about them but she always seemed so computer-y he just kind of assumed she knew them.]

It's the boss of the bad guys. When you beat him, you win and that's the end! But I don't really know who the bad guys are here. Except for viruses and stuff...

[016]

[runningjoke]

[ What kind of worker would she be if she played video games?? ]

So if you don't know who the "bad guys" are, and you don't know what the boss looks like, then there probably isn't one.

[ Look at her, talking like she's some kind of expert when she has no idea what she's talking about. ]

[frybits]

[That's pretty much Steven's entire life right there. And for some odd reason, that's why he buys it.]

There has to be! I bet there's gonna be some really cool plot twist and it turns out the villain was somebody we trust all along. Like... [Glancing around for something to say as an example, oh hey the closet she came out of has cleaning supplies in it.] that mop.

[runningjoke]

...

[That mop, huh. To prove a point (a stupid point) Peridot walks over to said mop, picks it up, and breaks it over her leg.]

Oh look. I defeated the villain, and we're still here. Maybe its because there is no Boss.

There has to be ANOTHER way out of here. This is a virtual reality program we're in, isn't it? Some kind of... Internal force shutdown...

[And the finger-made touch screen comes out. Bet he hasn't seen one of these up close, huh?]